AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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