Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I wear drunk well.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
