is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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