It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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