I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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