I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
