i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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