So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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