Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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