Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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