ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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