I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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