I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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