its not stalking. its research.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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