some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dignity is for republicans.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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