remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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