Bisexual people are plain selfish.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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