You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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