his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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