Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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