and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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