you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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