OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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