Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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