awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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