what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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