I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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