So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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