: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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