I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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