Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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