ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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