No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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