A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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