When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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