I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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