I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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