I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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