girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
