go do what you do best...puke behind churches
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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