You work out of a Hotel?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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