how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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