Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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