Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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