did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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