is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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