Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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