i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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