This girl is more easily done than said...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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