This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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