don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Life is so much better after having sex.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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