He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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