Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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