i permit you to call me
This is not my ceiling
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You are a genius and a whore.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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