My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Found the puke drawer
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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