Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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