im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
